Anonymous asked:

i followed you so i could fuck your gf, oh wait nvm... forgot you didnt had one




People are honest to God falling for that “charge iOS8 iPhones by microwaving them” hoax and all I gotta say is that if you’re dumb enough to believe that, you don’t deserve any piece of technology more advanced than an Etch a Sketch.

(via whatdoesthefuckingfoxsay)