1. "I gave so much to someone who never appreciated it."

    10 word story (via nhprep)

    (via fkmesenpai)

  2. whatslifewithoutfandoms:

    tortillah:

    remember when zack and cody entered a parallel universe

    and london was smart

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    and maddie was dumb

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    and esteban was a woman

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    so basically they were their stereotypes

    (via hawkwardness)

  3. almualimbeatbox:

    mapsontheweb:

    Is your state a dog state or a cat state? 

    I love how Florida is still the stereotype of ‘the north in the south’. Like yes hello get your fucking dogs away from us we need more cats.

    (Source: washingtonpost, via oh-hecka-yeah)

    commandersheena:

    In one of my film classes last semester we had to tell a story in 3 pictures for a mini assignment so my friend and I did this

    (via oh-hecka-yeah)

  4. Questions not usually asked

    • 1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
    • 2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
    • 3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
    • 4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
    • 5: Do you like to use post-it notes?
    • 6: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
    • 7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?
    • 8: Do you have freckles?
    • 9: Do you always smile for pictures?
    • 10: What is your biggest pet peeve?
    • 11: Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
    • 14: Do you ever dance even if there's no music playing?
    • 15: Do you chew your pens and pencils?
    • 16: How many people have you slept with this week?
    • 17: What size is your bed?
    • 18: What is your Song of the week?
    • 19: Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
    • 20: Do you still watch cartoons?
    • 21: Whats your least favorite movie?
    • 22: Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
    • 23: What do you drink with dinner?
    • 24: What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
    • 25: What is your favorite food?
    • 26: What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
    • 28: Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
    • 29: Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
    • 30: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
    • 31: Can you change the oil on a car?
    • 32: Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
    • 33: Ever ran out of gas?
    • 34: Favorite kind of sandwich?
    • 35: Best thing to eat for breakfast?
    • 36: What is your usual bedtime?
    • 37: Are you lazy?
    • 38: When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
    • 39: What is your Chinese astrological sign?
    • 40: How many languages can you speak?
    • 41: Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
    • 42: Which are better legos or lincoln logs?
    • 43: Are you stubborn?
    • 44: Who is better...Leno or Letterman?
    • 45: Ever watch soap operas?
    • 46: Are you afraid of heights?
    • 47: Do you sing in the car?
    • 48: Do you sing in the shower?
    • 49: Do you dance in the car?
    • 50: Ever used a gun?
    • 51: Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
    • 52: Do you think musicals are cheesy?
    • 53: Is Christmas stressful?
    • 54: Ever eat a pierogi?
    • 55: Favorite type of fruit pie?
    • 56: Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
    • 57: Do you believe in ghosts?
    • 58: Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
    • 59: Take a vitamin daily?
    • 60: Wear slippers?
    • 61: Wear a bath robe?
    • 62: What do you wear to bed?
    • 63: First concert?
    • 64: Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
    • 65: Nike or Adidas?
    • 66: Cheetos Or Fritos?
    • 67: Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
    • 68: Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?
    • 69: Ever take dance lessons?
    • 70: Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
    • 71: Can you curl your tongue?
    • 72: Ever won a spelling bee?
    • 73: Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
    • 74: Own any record albums?
    • 75: Own a record player?
    • 76: Regularly burn incense?
    • 77: Ever been in love?
    • 78: Who would you like to see in concert?
    • 79: What was the last concert you saw?
    • 80: Hot tea or cold tea?
    • 81: Tea or coffee?
    • 82: Sugar or snickerdoodles?
    • 83: Can you swim well?
    • 84: Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
    • 85: Are you patient?
    • 86: DJ or band, at a wedding?
    • 87: Ever won a contest?
    • 88: Ever have plastic surgery?
    • 89: Which are better black or green olives?
    • 90: Can you knit or crochet?
    • 91: Best room for a fireplace?
    • 92: Do you want to get married?
    • 93: If married, how long have you been married?
    • 95: Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
    • 96: Do you have kids?
    • 97: Do you want kids?
    • 98: Whats your favorite color?
    • 99: Do you miss anyone right now?
    • Bombard my inbox!
  5. barack-obottm:

    P L E A S E

    (via morganperreault)

  6. Once you get this you must say 5 nice things about yourself publicly and then send it to 10 of your favorite followers (not back to me, I did it already). Thinking good things about yourself is hard but it will make you feel better so give it a go, for the sake of spreading positivity.

    1. I like to think that my hair is perfect for me
    2. My curves aren’t too bad
    3. I’m pretty funny if you talk to me irl
    4. I don’t break out with pimples over my face
    5. I’m nice and kind and all that junk too

  7. 01. Dried Up Youthful Fame FULL - OLDCODEX


    seabreezefriendship:

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    (Source: bluewataame, via tachibanamakotos)

    csstewart13:

    A day in the life of Hurley.

    Nom Nom Nom. Just chewing on Pony.

    What do you want with me? I’m just trying to play with Pony.

    But you know….I am getting a little sleepy.

    I’ll just nap here.

    Squirrel!

    (via criticalkiller)

  8. emmyblotnick:

    Either this family has no idea how green screen souvenir photos work or they know EXACTLY how they work.

    (via oppas-eyeliner)

  9. whittneydoll:

    tiny-librarian:

    fangirlconfession:

    confess here || twitter || instagram

    A) That’s not Angelina as Cleopatra, it’s Olympias the mother of Alexander the Great.

    B) I’m not holding my breath for the movie to get made, it’s been rumoured for almost a decade now.

    and C) That would be because she’s of largely Macedonian descent with a small amount of Persian.

    The Ptolemies were in fact Macedonian Greek, which makes Cleopatra approximately as Egyptian as Elizabeth Taylor. The word ‘honey skinned’ recurs in descriptions of her relatives and would presumably applied to hers as well, despite the inexactitudes surrounding her mother and paternal grandmother. There was certainly Persian blood in the family, but even an Egyptian mistress is a rarity among the Ptolemies. She was not dark skinned.

    Cleopatra, A Life - Stacy Schiff

    So having someone of African descent or who had very dark skin play her would be historically inaccurate. It would be like having someone who was Chinese playing Elizabeth I. 

    God bless, tiny-librarian.

    (via fuck-you-odin)

  10. shovel-girl:

    when you’re trying to sing your favorite song and you’re friend tries to start singing with you

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    (Source: shovel-girl, via tyleroakley)

    Valerie Hegarty

    Famous paintings come to life in 3D sculptures of nature’s destructive tendencies.

    (Source: fem-arts, via fuck-you-odin)

  11. jaimarie:

    They should put prizes in tampon boxes, be like yeah your period sucks but here’s 50% off of some icecream.

    (via fuck-you-odin)

  12. mcbridewashere:

    devisamarama:

    hussiejuststahp:

    vbhsfdjavgd:

    Why is this so cool?

    ..Are those little staples? WHY WOULD YOU STAPLE BREAD TO THE WALL.

    If I hit my post limit for this….

    (Source: thingsorganizedneatly, via fuck-you-odin)