1. yessu:

    there’s bad movies that you just turn off ten minutes in but then there’s bad movies that are an adventure

    (via prince-merlin)

  2. If you see me at a con:

    totalspiffage:

    • Please say hi
    • Please introduce yourself
    • I want to meet you too
    • If you’d like a hug, just ask
    • Unless you’re in unsealed body paint
    • Photos are cool too.
    • I WANT TO SAY HELLO TO PEOPLE IN PERSON LIKE OMFG I LOVE MEETING PEOPLE AT CONS

    (via major0taku)

  3. c-oo-l-potatoes:

    Making my way downtown, walking fast, faces pass and I’m home bound.

    (Source: myleeneklass, via solemnvulgar)

  4. hidingfromthespotlight:

    drhanniballecter:

    youonlyloseorgans:

    Who needs a fucking book on why cannibalism is wrong

    could you imagine will leaving this in glaringly obvious places for hannibal to see

    (via cassietotallyjust)

  5. cyberfricking:

    when u type ;) instead of :)
    image

    (Source: cyberfricking, via solemnvulgar)

  6. Pompeii (Gender Pitched) - Bastille


    muscularcar69:

    mistyfiedpleiades:

    shiksa-feminista:

    riningear:

    Pompeii 
    (pitched to different “gender”)

    Sorry for low-tier quality, I just really wanted to hear what this would sound like. 

    HOLY FUCK

    Wow…

    like i stand by my belief this song would have been really good sung by anyone else apart from their vocalist

    (via farorescourage)

  7. deadvibe:

    i’m really good at making plans and then not wanting to do them when the time comes

    (via vincentvangotohell)

  8. ronaldtherapist:

    people who comment “photo credzz” on instagram?? like relax its not a fucking magazine photoshoot its literally just a fucking picture

    (via snorlaxatives)

  9. harrington1200:

    A BEGINNER’S GUIDE TO PERSONA

    Persona 1: A bunch of teens steal guns from the police.

    Persona 2: A bunch of teens can’t stop gossipping.

    Persona 2-2: A bunch of adults can’t stop gossipping.

    Persona 3: A bunch of teens could really use a therapist.

    Persona 4: A bunch of teens re-enact a Scooby Doo episode, except they’re all Scrappy Doo.

    (via irl-hoka)

  10. officialwhitegirls:

    talk dirty to me

    image

    (via thatsthat24)

  11. teenscoolest:

    we live in the era of smart phones and stupid people

    (via perks-of-being-chinese)

  12. francieum:

    tltty:

    IF YOU’RE 14 WHY ARE YOU TAKING NUDES??????

    yeah i know right?? when i was 14 i was on my 10th sex tape omg kids these days

    (Source: hungarian, via heliolisk)

  13. gelatins:

    hello, is this mcdonalds? ah yes, i would like to make reservations for 2

    (via pizza)

  14. johnstached:

    "I’m not leaving the flat for anything less than a 7. Or cases involving soldiers that require me to go to a military base. These are automatically 10. Keep an eye out for those, John. God save the queen"

    (via deductiontoseduction)